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Excerpt: Towards the end of World War II, U.S. intelligence officials were afraid that the German dictator would flee Germany by assuming a disguise. By 1944 the world identified the man largely by his trademark toothbrush mustache and oily side-slicked hair, so they ordered his portrait to be cloned.

The Office of Strategic Services (OSS), an early version of the CIA set up during World War II, asked Eddie Senz, a New York make-up artist, to produce the altered portraits after D-Day on 6 June 1944. Despite fears that Hitler would attempt to flee Germany, the portraits were never needed.

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[–] neidu@feddit.nl 60 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Middle top row looks like George Bluth Sr.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He may have committed some light genocide.

[–] Ferris 0 points 2 years ago

ohboi shall we consider how much one fella looked like another for this markup?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

There’s always money in the Swiss banks!

[–] Dmian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Bottom right is Count Adolf

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

I'm Oscar(.com)!

[–] MooseLad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I was thinking Terry Savalas as Blofeld

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

There's always money in the banana stand.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

TIL that Hitler without a mustache looks like HP Lovecraft.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not racist enough to be Lovecraft

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

When you run for president, someone will dig up this comment and go to the media about that time you said Hitler wasn't racist enough.

[–] AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

HP Lovecraft looks like mark Zuckerberg...

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

That's a good call. Especially since they both have roughly the same amount of empathy and understanding of humans.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Bro I was about to comment the same thing

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 16 points 2 years ago

This made me realize that I wouldn't recognize many historical persones without the signature makeup 🤯

[–] livus@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

Bottom middle still looks too much like Hitler. Bald with beard would probably work best.

That guy who shot him was always going to recognise him though.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

over his dead body would he tolerate looking like any of these

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because he shot himself (allegedly)

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I thought he took cyanide pills after using them on his dog

Edit: seems like both, busy guy

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

he's quoted saying something like that. something like he would shoot himself before allowing Russians to capture him

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Top-right is the Clark Kent approach.

[–] jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Bottom left and bottom right would have fooled me.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's so interesting to see what an impact that little beard makes.

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'd have never thought of Humphrey Bogart as a potential actor to play Hitler until I saw that lower right one.

Upper right is Michael Palin. Maybe this explains why Monty Python did so many Hitler sketches.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Si claro que lo conozco, estuvimos juntos en Argentina mucho tiempo.

[–] Dio@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He definitely should have went with the last option from the get go. Can't go wrong with that style.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

He could look like anything, I think that’s the conclusion