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[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

lol at the guy saying, “ahh real coffee” to shitty folgers Like west africa isn’t one of the largest coffee producers on the planet

[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Just used to that authentic ground roach flavor you can't get anywhere else

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Imagine this ad but the brother is coming back from France. Sister offers to make him a sandwich and takes out a pack of Kraft singles to which brother goes "Ahhhh. Real cheese."

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Almost all of the "good coffee" gets exported.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly I get it because if Peter was my brother I'd want to fuck him too

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] edge@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Growing up in a totally broken and fucked up family, I had no idea if this was how regular folk got along with each other. I remember seeing the commercial, but never wondering if bro and sis made a love connection or not. Watching it now it's like, "woah Dad, I think he's going to pork her."

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Original version (that seems to be a reupload with heavy degradation, especially the audio)

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

The horrible sound and video quality kind of helps the vintage look tho.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Damn, that's great

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Apparently the woman in the commercial is daughter of Star Trek Guest Star Legend Jeffrey Combes

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Wow, really?!

[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] RandomGen1@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago

Oral history? Didn't need to know that's what they were up to

[–] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Well thats what you get when you hire

non-union talent

[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Mom and dad wont be awake for at least another hour. They got really drunk last night. Let's go to the basement couch and I can say I was helping you wrap presents.

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

This doesn’t read to me as romantic or sexual but I can see how it might to others

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Its the longing looks in the facial expressions I think.

There's people saying on twitter that people only see this because of Pornhub brain but people had this reaction at the time so I dont think so.

[–] star_wraith@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey! I’m old! I remember seeing this commercial live on TV. I remember being confused about whether they were sibling or bf/gf. Had to see it a few more times before I was sure they were written as siblings. Still got a weird vibe from it. Years later when I first heard of the “Folgers incest commercial” I knew exactly what was being talked about. This was definitely something at the time people were talking about.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Old and can corroborate. We made fun of it when I was like 12 or so when it aired.

[–] Othello@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they keep leaning in like they are gonna kiss.

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Did not catch this. Guess I don’t recognize that gesture. TIL

[–] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

I recently showed the commercial to friends without context and they read it as a boyfriend coming home to see his girlfriend.

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mostly agree but I got some mildly sexual vibes from the part where she goes down on him and starts slobbering his fat hog.

[–] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk it could of been platonic sloberring who are we to judge

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Maybe she's Canadian and just being polite, you never know with these things.

[–] wahwahwah@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I get what you're saying. I personally think the commercial's odd but get way more creeped out by the internet's unironic obsession with incest media (incest porn, incest fan-fic, incest memes).

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

True, people laugh at this but then cum non-stop to step-son getting seduced by step-mom and step-sister getting jealous and deciding to make it a threesome and then dad comes home and bangs all of them in the ass porn.

We all get what's going on. It's weird. No story is better at that point.

Tbf that is this most efficient way to get family members unstuck from household appliances

[–] CoolYori@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

What was up with the late 2000's and early 2010's? Like I remember there being a glut of incest anime around that time too.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Beat me to it this year lol :p

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

This ad is the reason porn sites are filled with stepwhatever videos