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[–] idealotus@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Egirls and Tgirls suggest all the other letters girls...

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 39 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Need to get me some monster girls, just as viable as real ones.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

How's things on tumblr these days?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

There's a bunch of those in Russia.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MrGooglyPants@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

... all girls fart, right?

[–] sour@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

i ._.

is apple fangirl but worse

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Not too be confused with girli -> an imaginary girl.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

What are those

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

B-girl is actually a thing. Or was. They were also known as bargirls.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bargirl

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

This sounds fun

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 66 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don't have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's when you tether your phone.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

offline is also when the powers out :(

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

That’s where “egirls” are revealed to be “lo-fi-men”

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know, but it sounds awful.

[–] Arelin@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago

It sounds off-ful

I'm sorry

A somewhat meh, forgotten comedy movie from 2016, directed by Guilherme Trindade (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3556230/)

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know it neither. Does someone have a download link?

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A GIRL!

[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Sounds like some sort of conspiracy. Like universal healthcare.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Egirls" is a word?

I am so old.

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I hear some prefer "iLadies" these days.

[–] jkmooney@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The brain is the processing unit of the body, mostly commonly known as the electric meatball.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Any body part is meat if your organic tendencies demand food! :)

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

“Physical”? Sounds like a lot of work and I don’t think it gets more physical than my hand.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

That's just fake news!