Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago by Clbull@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Shit is about to go down!

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought that was what Sir Thomas Crapper said when he invented the flush toilet.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Just to be pedantic Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. Water toilets existed before written history.

What we think of today as the flush toilet is credited to Alexander Cummings.

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Good thing he did though or else it wouldn't

[–] vodkasolution@feddit.it 2 points 2 years ago

He got an apple on his head and thought "kinda strange, I'm under a pear tree..."

[–] slightperil@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Gravity? Don't you mean Mavity?