Aww ok, I've been won over. Just look at how sad the poor guy is.
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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I've been won joever
It looks like he fell asleep; eighty-one year old people do that sometimes. It is quite sad that we're forced to raid retirement homes to find Presidents these days.