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submitted 2 years ago by Lauchs@lemmy.world to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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"Gee, it's so dark and scary out here!"

"You think you're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back alone!"

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[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This was the first off colour joke I remember being told, told to me by, who else, an uncle.

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's... bad... but in a good way 🤣🤣🤣.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My favourite jokes tend to be. Better to laugh at the darkness in the world than to ignore or be broken by it.

[–] 0x4E4F 2 points 2 years ago

Ah, my kinda guy 👍👍👍 🤗.

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town -1 points 2 years ago

Thats fucked up.