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Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians (www.theonion.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Clodsire@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Forester@yiffit.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's always funny when you find onion articles that are accurate. Not defending Hamas or the IDF here Fuck both. This conflict was planned by both sides to galvanize support for their respective "governments". Civilians are currency to both regimes it's just a different exchange rate.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Goddamn. I love the Onion.