this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was scared of him as a kid. I was sure he’d eat or touch lil boys.

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

He glops them

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 20 points 2 years ago

He's just a silly guy doing the best he can in a candy-based economy

[–] ForeGone@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just cause he's not conventionally attractive that makes him a freak? Damn this is glopiphobia

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Jealous that they'll never feel the slop of his tongue

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He likes to wear wet socks in bed

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

He just like me fr

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn what that gloppy glussy feel like tho?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I bet it's sloppy, floppy and gloopy.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I... do not remember gloppy... but Google informs me he was a thing. Neat.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Repressed memories are fun

[–] mathemachristian@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

At last the long lost brother of the globglogabgalab

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And distant cousin of the Great Mighty Poo.

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not up to date on the lingo, is freak cool?

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I’m gonna chain you to the radiator and glop you in the mouth!