edit: everyone, this is obviously fake
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this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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Some MFers doing 1 shit per week.
How?
Some 
MFers doing 55+ shits per week.
HOW?
North Macedonians confirmed to be snake/owl/whatever animal that digests a whole meal over the course of a week people. Same for Baltics and Irish.
thank you for coming to my shit post
North Macedonia observing no shit November
This is obviously fake, you can tell because it says British people shit less than six times a day
Assuming 15 minutes per shit Italians spend almost 14 hours shitting per week.
Data is heckin' beautiful 
How does practically everyone in an entire country shit 7+ times a day? Have Italians not discovered fiber?
its all the spaghett. People weren't made for wh'eat.
moldova number 1 
Are they all on opiates??
Is this real life?
If my boss asks why I'm away from my desk so often, just tell her I'm Italian
aint no way
I genuinely cracked up seeing your comment thanks
This could have been the only funny post on the fake news comm.
This thread is a joy
brb moving to Italy to cure my chronic constipation 
moving to Italy to get 90 paid shittin breaks at work every day
All the ones with 10 are centrists
If anyone's wondering, this is a map of the number of UNESCO world heritage sites by country
Why are turds considered sites of world heritage?
You clearly haven't seen my turds.
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I have laughed so hard and long at this I am crying and now have the hiccups. totally gonna pass it around and let people figure out it's fake on their own.
great content.
freud noted the link between money and constipation a long time ago