They discovered the secret to the chocolate, they had to die.
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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The true secret to chocolate is that all chocolate produced in the US have more than the allowable 60 pieces of insect parts per 100 grams.
I would be moderately surprised if TrueAnon doesn't dedicate an episode to this.
Wild that real life comes up with weirder premises than the Hitman games.
The target, Daniel Langlois, is the millionaire founder of a 3D animation studio behind beloved classic dinosaur movies. He recently had an access road on the client’s property ruled to be a public road. The client, a secretive American chocolate mogul, feels threatened by the turn of events and has requested that Langlois, along with his partner Dominique Marchand, be eliminated.
Good luck 47.
Murdering someone over a fucking right-of-way dispute. Truly amazing.
Rich Burgerlanders fighting over Dominican exploitation. Even the alleged hitman is a Burgerlander, so really there are no protagonists to this story.
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Modern rich people feuds are somehow the absolute most mind-numbingly stupid and boring kind