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[–] Mrduckrocks@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But imagine how drunk they'd get if they did that.

[–] syd@lemy.lol 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be weird if neither of us had pants on?

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Haha yeh so weird. And what if we held hands at the same time? So weird

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I'm guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.

I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren't danish.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Det er jeg!

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Worse. He's swedish

[–] DrPop@lemmy.one 12 points 2 years ago

Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait, that's done after? Not before?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

This is the to-do list

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

During is the best of both worlds.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

✅took my final exam today

❌made a 30%

✅better than a zero! 🥂

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

Here's to feeling good all the time.

[–] crackajack@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago
[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 8 points 2 years ago

task 1: touch lips

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Who is that guy? He looks familiar.

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

He's Hannibal the cannibal.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

The ultimate mad lad

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?

It's for the antioxidants