Not sure if it's NSFW tho...
Yeah I prefer fingering my instrument to change notes
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This comment made by bass gang
Imagine having to give your instrument a blow job everytime you wanted it to play music.
–The String Quartet
Imagine having to stroke your instrument every time you wanted to play music.
-The percussionist gang
Imagine having to bang your instrument everytime you wanted to play music.
- The Pianist Group
Imagine having to finger your instrument every time you wanted it to play music.
~ The woodwinds group
oh... wait ..
Imagine having to deal with all these perverted fucking instruments.
– The Singer Group
Imagine being a professional throat goat.
—The Conductor
Imagine having to wave your arms around like an idiot to produce sound. Oh wait..
— Theremin Gang
Trombone players don’t care. They can’t even hear you. Because they’re the loudest instrument and therefore the best.
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Not even a mention of the boner jokes? Do you even play trombone?
Fingering your instrument isn't much better though
It's not just the fingering. You have to tongue it just right at the same time.
.. the trumpet taught me a very useful set of life skills ..
Imagine having to put your lips on it, blow it, and jerk it off to get it to make silly fart sounds!
Trumpet gang is just jealous because they have a tiny slide that only gets used for certain notes
I love this format because there's no template, just a white space that you know exactly how to fill
This post is so lame I blocked the instance.
cool!
This comment was made by the trombone gang.
It's SNSFW.
Imagine not being able to jerk off your instrument