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Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog’s Name Every 60 Days (reductress.com)
submitted 2 years ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That dog in the thumbnail is so cute

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know! Anyone know what breed it is?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd wager its a Bichone. But don't quote me on that.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I forgot about Google Lens! It's a Maltese apparently

[–] Crapattf2@feddit.uk 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think it's a bitch too

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

And he looks a little psychologically traumatized from having to adapt to a new name every 60 days.