Because they pick trees that have gender. They plant male trees, see dogwoods, the flower but not bare fruit. So you get allergies because of tree cum. And as far as I know plankton cum doesn't come with side effects.

[–] mstrk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

the shade is also important

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They grow upside down

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[–] kibiz0r@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Unless you invert it

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm not sure if these scientists understand a lot of the reasons why trees are nice.

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[–] Kbin_space_program@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because Trees are for rich people only.

Poor people don't get natural shade. They just get to see "luxury" apartment towers with tenant only "public parks from a distance.
/s

[–] pai_zosima@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 2 years ago

Vtnc

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

All safely contained in an airtight tank so that pesky O2 doesn't escape back into the atmosphere

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