this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 9 points 2 years ago

This doesn't have a root system to worry about so it needs less underground space. Don't get me wrong I love me a good tree, but in places where there isn't enough land for roots to spread this could be useful. Lots of side walk trees die due to not enough space for the roots

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 8 points 2 years ago

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher...wait...that's sands... Nevermind...

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Roots fuck things up.

[–] geissi@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Tbf, it was an art installation and the overreactions it generated are hilarious.

[–] kibiz0r@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] doctorn@r.nf 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

It's been proven that humans didn't actually get most of their fresh air from the rainforest, but actually from millions of these algea in the sea... Which is actually more logical, since trees do the opposite at night, kinda undoing any advantage they made during the day... Hence why it's said you should never put a decorative small tree or even plants in the bedroom as they can take away oxygen levels in closed rooms at night. It's even said not to sleep under trees outside at night cause it can cause respiratory problems.

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[–] Pietson@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Can't wait for some teenager to smash it as a dare.

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I am under the impression that trees don't actually produce that much oxygen. That they're more like carbon banks, storing it as they grow and then releasing it again when they die, rot or burn down. Meanwhile most of the oxygen produced actually comes from algae and other sources.

Source: some old memory of something I heard, so take it with a grain of salt. It would explain these things tho, beyond the cases where growing a tree would be impractical.

[–] NabeGewell@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Imagine replacing trees with those, and some drunk breaking the glass like once a week lmao

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[–] iamnotdave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Because they pick trees that have gender. They plant male trees, see dogwoods, the flower but not bare fruit. So you get allergies because of tree cum. And as far as I know plankton cum doesn't come with side effects.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

They are too good

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