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[–] sep@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

so true.
my uncle had a tv. and 2 movies on vcr. I saw "Smokey and the bandit" more then a hundred times. and "the sting" 30-40 times..

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Asterix. Doesn't really matter which of the 30+ comics, or the 5 or 6 movies. No one knows Asterix in The US.

Also: Flight of The Navigator, The Last Unicorn, or The Last Starfighter

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know Asterix, but I loved the shit out of Flight of the Navigator. I still drop a "compliance!" every once in a while when somebody asks me to do something.

Also, The Last Starfighter was fantastic and... The Last Unicorn was definitely a movie that was. That Unicorn was kind of an asshole, though. Watching it cringe in horror at feeling mortality was like, yeah asshole. Welcome to the slums of the mortal world, ya prissy bitch.

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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Not a movie, exactly, but we had the VHS of the extended version of Michael Jackson's Thriller and the making of the video. It was over an hour long. And amazing.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh noo, kids have it less shitty today, how horrible for them.

[–] bratosch@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Well i think the point is that today people just watch movies that have "aTleAsT 7 or 8 on imDb" or the top ranked show/album on [insert arbitrary streaming service] that week, and are never exposed to anything outside of the mainstream realm = Everyone you meet is just a clone of the person next to her/him.

On paper you are correct; You'd think people have vastly different tastes and interests but in reality they just watch/listen to/do what everyone else is watching/listening do/doing.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or something that came up while channel-surfing on TV and decided to leave it on for a minute, put the control aside, and ended up watching the rest.

Back while in high school, one weeknight I stumbled across Jean Luc Godard's "A Bout De Soufflé" ("Breathless") on our town's local channel, at just the right moment when it seemed like the film was skipping. Intrigued, I left it on, soon enough figured out that this was intentional editing. By the end, my mind was blown and my way of looking at film and art had changed forever.

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 5 points 2 years ago

In communist Poland you couldn't simply buy movies on VHS so the only ones we had were Iron Angels I and II: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094146/

No idea where they came from and I've seen both way too many times.

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Cats Don't Dance. 20 years later I'm a furry.

[–] HowShouldIKnow@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Or catching the same movie in different places over the course of a month before HBO changed its lineup.

[–] FedFer@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I lived in an in-between, I have a lot of dvds (even 2 blu-rays I think) but they're not shitty at all, 90% were Disney films when original content was still a thing but we have rewatched them so many times, nowadays my little sister, born in the era of streaming can't handle not choosing what to watch on tv or not having a new film out every 2 months

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

Whenever I'm subjected to terrestrial TV, the only thing I end up watching is the second half of movies I've seen a dozen times before.

I grew up with only having 4 channels, but holy shit having some actual agency over what you watch was a game changer.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For me it was The Boy Who Loved Trolls, The Boy Who Could Fly, Flight of the Navigator and the Rainbow Brite episode/movie that contained this song: https://youtu.be/zPRWuegS8l8?si=OYJ3x4vSSyWg2eNO

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Hellooooooo The Great Outdoors and Harry and the Hendersons.

[–] Ubettawerk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mine were Shrek, Dickie Roberts, and When a Stranger Calls

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh shit, Shrek is a classic kids movie now isn't it...? :(

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[–] gatelike@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

This was the movie Troll for me with Sonny Bobo.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Oh my goodness, I remember for some reason people kept giving or lending my parents all these long play VHS tapes full of movies. Random video mix tapes where you didn't know what you'd get next. Now and then some of them had kid movies (like the Sesame Street movie, Follow That Bird and there was at least one muppet movie), but most of them were PG and occasionally R-rated stuff, and I still watched it (except the R-rated stuff, but thankfully they were mostly pretty tame as I recall). I think my fave childhood movie was always on TV though: The Goonies.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Honestly my plan is to try and get copies of my family's old home videos

Might be interesting to see if any kids I have being able to see when I was their age has any effect on how they see me as their parent

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Cocktail with Tom Cruise, and Independence Day. I watched the fuck out of both of those movies in late Elementary/early Middle School.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You can recreate this by spending time working in a remote location, like a fishing vessel, that doesn't have any internet. All you can watch on your off time is what media you take out with you.

I watched "A River Runs Through It" probably 30 times one summer while commercial fishing, because it was one of the few movies we had that we all liked.

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[–] autokludge@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Idk about obscure, but OLD Looney Toons classics and The Land Before Time (recorded FTA).

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I had a VHS copy of the Empire Strikes Back that my uncle recorded for me when it played on one of our 3 local TV stations. For the holidays I had a recording of a bunch of the old holiday cartoons that would play in a marathon every Christmas, and one of Ghostbusters (for some reason it used to play every Christmas in the evening, so it became a Christmas movie for me).

Aside from that I'd mostly just rent the same VHS tapes from our local hole in the wall video rental place every weekend (Neverending Story and Inhumanoids) from the ages of 4-6. Then I think we got a real video store and my movie watching experience improved a bit. To be fair, the hole in the wall rental shop was probably only about 10 feet long and 6 feet wide inside, and the shelves of movies lined the walls, so there wasn't a lot to choose from.

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

My condolences to anyone who grew up with the movie Plague Dogs

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I really liked the movie titan AE and had it on VHS . When looking it up recently aparen it was really bad . Still might give it a rewatch some time though

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[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Tell that to my daughter watching that soviet cartoon about penguins I had as a video tape over and over again on youtube

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Bonus points if you recorded it yourselves on VHS.

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[–] TMPinSYR@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

100%!!!

I co-host a podcast focused on superhero movies. Over breaks (summer and winter holidays) we'll typically do something different than our usual. This past summer we did a Jeff Bridges sci-fi double feature - Tron (the original) and Starman.

For this holiday season we just recorded an od pairing that I think could be called "what random VHS tapes did you grow up with?" The movies? Roadhouse and The Pirates of Penzance!

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It was a direct to VHS release called "Berenstein Bears visit Sinbad in Shazam!". This was pretty close to Irontown. My mom said I had such an imagination with it and it was all static.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

“The Cat from Outer Space” we used to rent it all the time from blockbuster for me and when they switched to DVDs we bought it

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Captain Ron fam checking in!

EDIT: We also were frequent watchers of "Money Pit" and "The 'Burbs"....all movies which are pretty notable for..............being available for multiple watches.

[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Dude I remember getting so pumped up because of specials on Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network. In high school I loved being home to catch my favourite shows.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I tried to watch Jingle all the way with my kids today. They pointed out how stupid that movie is, but I didn't have a lot of choices back then. I don't miss those days of shitty choices.

[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My daughter is 19 and that's one of her favourite Christmas movies.

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