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[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 122 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

[–] cat@catgirl.pub 114 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 73 points 2 years ago

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(I want to post this for the joke, but full-body latex feels a little hotter atm)

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 30 points 2 years ago

Thighs is life

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 years ago

They both activate my neurons for me. I'm also gay af

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gotta be honest, tights are also great, and I wanna see more of them.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Assume you mean on men? Hard to find women not wearing them these days (I'm including yoga pants as tights-perhaps that's not what you mean though?)

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I actually meant in art, but yeah, on men / boys they'd be great too.

In art like this it always tends to be thigh highs

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I mean, who tf would wear an unitard like that on top

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman 2: I've got a message from you.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The one tard to rule them all.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Very tight onesie minus the soles.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Hm, ok.. weird

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

But cat burglars!

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Is this like how seeing just a bit of ankle in ye olde times made men crazy?