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Which inedible substances/objects do you think might otherwise make for a delicious blended drink/smoothie? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 years ago by ALostInquirer@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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You know they never would as they are, but you can't help wishing they might.

Also because we're imagining nonsense here, this blender is as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task, or things are somehow able to fit into an ordinary sized blender. You have some celestial bodies you think might make a good drink/smoothie? Toss'em into the Imaginary Blender.

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[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Antifreeze. It's always such bright colors. lol

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

annifree ;)

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

I hear it's pretty sweet, too.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to eat a candle. If I could blend up a bar of soap and a candle I think that could be pretty good.

If I had this imaginary blender I'd also blend a few light bulbs because it would be sick to drink a light bulb

[–] ConstableJelly@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

You seem really passionate about consuming inedible objects, and I admire your forthrightness.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This one sharpening stone I own. It looks like vanilla, cream and Pepto bismol flavored dippin dots all compressed into an ice cream bar and it looks like it's taste would be fucking incredible

Great polishing stone too (imanishi suita rengen 6000)

[–] MadBabs@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It kind of looks like peppermint bark

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hope. Maybe mix in a little hope

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Dunno. I want to like it, but I just can't get rid of that desperate after taste

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

I think we need a /c/forbiddensnacks community

there is an old one here, but it's unmoderated currently: !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml

might be easier to make a new one

[–] grooving@lemmy.studio 4 points 2 years ago

The red bit of an eraser

[–] ClemaX@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Phosphorescent light-rods.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Have y’all never seen will it blend?

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

As soon as I read your comment I heard the theme song in my head

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Do they try to consume what they blend afterward? 😜