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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

This would make a great horror movie

[–] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I'm not taking advice from someone named McEntush

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

pete if we can uplift a neighborhood, we can uplift a species pete

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't want to live anymore. This did it. Cya never, suckers

[–] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please don’t end everything, it’s not worth ending yourself over this weird nerd

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I am suicidal, but not for this lol. Thank you for your concern, but I'm not going anywhere. My wife and cats need a roof over their heads

[–] Fingernail@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

What if we could genetically engineer more serfs into existence

[–] borlax@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

It’s funny when capitalists reinvent slavery, but with animals and the IRS.

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters to commodify everything

David Brin would like a word...

[–] aen@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

kinda the plot of children of time by adrian tchaikovsky

a faction of humans creates a garden planet and then tries to infect monkeys with a virus to make them sapient, with the endgoal being a monkey slave workforce that sees humans as god

obviously it failed at the first hurdle and spiders accidentally get uplifted instead

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