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[–] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 45 points 2 years ago

It's a sign of a good marriage when you can both have cheeky fun!

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You hermetically seal her nether regions with the strongest est and water tightestes tape there will ever be? That's counterproductive.

[–] theotherone@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’ve never heard of a celibacy fetish before but I guess it’s a wide world.

[–] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look up chastity cages. It's a thing.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Look up chastity cages.

I can't, it's locked.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh, you heard of that. Or did you think catholic priests really do that for the "service to God" nonsense?

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought they did it for the kid diddling

[–] theotherone@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I suppose I’d never really thought about it in those terms. Huh.

[–] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Don't take what the other person said seriously, they were making a shitty joke about the Catholic Church, not being informative

In healthy relationships, it's about the power dynamic of one partner being in charge of the others's pleasure

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is always someone who waltzes over an obvious joke. Can't have a bit of goofing around without the obligatory "uhm, ackchually"

[–] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The Um, Actually was because they were asking an honest question and seemed to interpret your joke as a serious answer

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

I immediately sent this to my husband, this is perfect

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

It goes both ways. All spouse arses deserve the smack

[–] viperex@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

That's a big hand

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why does she have both the fridge and freezer completely wide open?

[–] MistressKitty@pawb.social 13 points 2 years ago

The slap is more fun if you deserve it.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Because life isn't perfect

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

It gets old, just like telling you it gets old gets old. She’s just biding her time.

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I pretend I’m a quarterback and she’s the center and call some audibles with my hands ready to receive the snap

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago