this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Defending israel so hard I accidentally become an ESL student.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"How many layers of passive voice are you on"

"like, maybe 5 or 6, my dude"

"You are like a small baby, watch this"

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

"You are like a ~~small baby~~ fragile young life, watch this"

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Natural number between three and five of vertebrate mammalian specimen of indeterminate age but estimated to be less than ten days old have been ascertained to no longer possess the ability to maintain homeostasis

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago
[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Passive is becoming too powerful, English was a mistake

[–] RION@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Honestly reads to me like they were trying for a "poetic" headline but fell flat on their faces. Something like "Four fragile lives cut short in Gaza Hospital"

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Giving them a lot of credit there

Any editor worth their salt would have had this changed

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

This is so absurd that it can be a subtle satire.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Funny how they never do that for Israeli deaths.

[–] iie@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

it might be in-between, where they were given constraints on the title and tried to make something poetic within those constraints

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

THE WERE MURDERED