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[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Is there a link to the original post? I want to see the replies. Unfortunately I can't find it.

[–] ghostdoggtv@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The name of the tool doesn't matter, the subject of the OP is still a sinner 👹

[–] Thermal_shocked@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's okay I don't work with anybody named Matthew Mark Luke or John. Don't get me started on Jesus and his ricer Honda.

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[–] WaterWaiver@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

My favourite is a forum question about a first-person shooter called "Still Not Dead" where you are chased by zombies, floating skulls and spiders carrying upside-down crucifixes: Does this have any satanic references in it?. Good quotes:

I would buy the game if it didn't have any of that stuff in it.

I already told you why, I hate 666 and pentagrams

Preach!

We definitely need more games changed. I consider it to be the major victory when we petitioned that satanic game DOOM to be changed and got Super 3D Noah's Ark

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