Ngl I think "that time I got publicly embarrassed by Henry Kissinger and then weeks later thought up a snappy comeback and told myself the story where I was smart and witty so many times I replaced all my memories of the actual event with the new synthetic ones" is the kind of thing that'd stick with you even as you start to forget where you are, what's going on, or how to draw a clock. It's gotta be one of those high-emotion and often revisited old peaks that becomes practically impossible to lose even as everything else goes.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Joseph Costanza

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Kissinger, Biden, Dulles... time travelers have I got a spot for you.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lynching Dulles would probably be too kind for him with the number of lynchings he encouraged in Guatemala. Absolute scum. I'd probably get the Bronze Bull from Ancient Greece and then bring it back just for him.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I'd probably get the Bronze Bull from Ancient Greece and then bring it back just for him.

Why not forget your own modern version but make it in the shape of garfield?

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

can-excuse-1 i can excuse war crimes Jack, but i draw the line at public slights from 50 years ago biden-point

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Out of all the lame liberal dunks of Trump, I think the funniest and most true is that Trump’s entire life mission was to become president after Obama roasted him at a state dinner more than a decade ago lol

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Our whole political class is just caught up in getting revenge on each other for like curb your enthusiasm bits of social embarrassment and insider trading.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What else do they really have left? They're rich and powerful, why not become president just to screw over that guy who called you out in front of everyone years ago?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

As a connoisseur of going to incredible lengths for pointless spite, I gotta hand it to Donny. In a different would he could have been an excellent Disciple of Constanza

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

dead-motherfucker 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 biden

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

biden-point

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I love being reminded that Biden has been a politician longer than I've been alive

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

His original campaign was based on the vietnam war. Ron Desantis was born during his first re-election campaign. His birth is closer to Lincoln's presidency than his own. He''s old enough to have an iffy record on segregation.

[–] ElHexo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

2070 is closer to now than this meeting

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He was born closer to Lincoln's presidency than his own He had to drop out of the presidential race because his brain didn't work properly 40 years ago.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Kissinger really said W H OMEGALUL

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I got Covid and now I'm Ridden with Bidden