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[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nah I fucking look like that too mate

[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Tater salad is stored in the head

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like fivehead amirite?

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Poteighto head

[–] pozbo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It appears they've already united and amassed their forces on that poor woman's face.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

five head babyteeth

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Aim for the forehead OP

[–] cindylouwhovian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Add some mustard and hard boiled egg... I'd shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.

[–] Emi621@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

You guys make potato salad without hard boiled eggs, tatarka and pickled vegetables?

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

... Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it

Then we're talking some of the best shit around

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)

With cut up boiled (in France I guess "hard" boiled, but just so that the yellow isn't liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they're too 'strong', use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon...).

Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you'll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).

Pff, I'm just off the table and I'm thinking of the next meal already 😊

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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

But… I like potato salad.

*feels forehead

Nooooooooooooo!

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.

[–] GuerrillaRodeo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

What the fuck man

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would not eat her ears

(is how I first read @Toneswirly@lemmy.world's comment)

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's silly, how could they know if they can't even see her ears?

[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago
[–] SpermGoobler@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Why does this feel like an scp

[–] Ranslite@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

I join the angry noises

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is some sort of AI image, right?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was "If mayonnaise was a person."

I hope it's not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn't have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

What's wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'd like to introduce you to a few of my bosses

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Some people are just not that self aware and some people live in such closed little groups of people that they reinforce all their identities no matter how strange they are to someone on the outside. I live in northern Ontario in Canada and we're considered pretty bland and simple up here ... you could say we still have a lot of pioneer hold over from our older generations ... because people like me can still say that I lived with my grandfather who was in the first world war and that my parents were born in the bush.

Anyways, I'm also friends with people in the south of Ontario which has a culture that is more Americanized and they live and believe in a whole different lifestyle and ideas that are far different than mine. Sometimes I'm made to feel like I'm talking to someone in the year 2100 and I'm stuck in 1990 .... not that they're smarter, they just think they're in a better world than where I'm from. And in the rural areas, I feel like I'm talking to and looking at someone from Texas than from Canada.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

Warm potato salad is great.

spoilerjust make sure it is warm due to being fresh and the potatoes are still hot, and not warm due to the sun.


[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ok, I think she's pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it's too big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and used light-color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

After seeing this post, I'm determined to more than double my potato salad consumption

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cover that potato salad with some gumbo, then we'll talk! 😋

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Ron White in shambles.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

How did you get this photo of me

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

That's not what he meant when he said he wanted more head, Karen.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

!potatoism@lemmy.world accepts all potato enthusiasts.

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Poor potato salad 😭

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

if mayonaise was a person

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