this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

lathe-of-heaven

trump picks santos

biden dies of old age in time to change ballots

trump dies after ballots are locked in

santos beats harris easily with record low turnout

president santos pardons himself

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

democrats would hate "first female president" being upstaged by the republicans getting the "first gay president" label so much lmao

[–] edge@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's gotta be Mike Pillow. That would be the objectively funniest option.

[–] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Everyone in the inauguration crowd gets a My Pillow

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think MOTHER 3 was about “A Claus Action Lawsuit Against ALL MACHINES”

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it'd be really funny if he picked pence again and pence just went yes-honey-left

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I don't know why but I still honestly just expect this to happen.

It'd be pretty funny though.

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I would, unfortunately, have no choice but to stan

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Please please please please please

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Santos will be busy with his brunch business.