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I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

I've clipped into a pool table.

I'm dead.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

Wall.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

I am in my cat's litter box

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

I fall 2 feet onto my bed. I'm lying on my right side, browsing Lemmy from a tablet right now.

I fall off the couch.

Sitting in the driver seat of my car so I'd transfer to the passenger seat.

I fell off the bed and got a nasty hit on my head against the bedside table. Thanks, I guess?