Awoo VS blah, which is the best monster?
No you can't just pick goblin, it has to be one of the two.
Vote here: https://strawpoll.com/Q0ZpRDQBAnM
take a wlid guess what i voted
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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I voted werewolf because they are working class heroes.
vampires are landlords
I've never seen a vampire drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's
But vampires do have perfect hair (which is weird since they cant see themselves in the mirror)
man think about how much werewolves must spend on conditioner
:"I used to think Vampires were cool people, you know? But then I found out, a Werewolf can kill a Vampire!" - Herschel Walker (2022):
Awoo
Gonna have'ta say vampires on this one.
Werewolves just remind me too much of what puberty felt like, so, hard pass on them.
Depends on who wins the Monster Mash dance off.
Poll is rigged, because we don't have a user named blah
Are werewolves bourgeoisie?
vampires are real, werewolves are just a sexy superstition
Results inconclusive.
That werewolf doesn't have doggy ears. It's just a chewbacca. But the chewbacca wins because they are big teddy bears who always help their friends, while draculas suck your blood and are garlic intolerant, which is a dealbreaker