Tim Fapple
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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In that case I'll need to size up from a 7.5 to an 8.5
Okay im gonna say it
#PENIS
Frank Ocean teasing a new Apple collab i see
Is apple really doing a smart ring? First time I hear of this
Should pair perfectly with the Apple Bass Plug
Siri Notification: “You’re throbbing uncontrollably, should I call Wife or Mr.Rodgers xx?”
would
The ring to put in ur ass 🤣
Soon you will have to upgrade your wedding ring every couple years!
Does it come in xxs? Asking for a friend
New products coming. Apple is getting a bit cocky.
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Nuva ring
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In that case I'll have a custom extra small one please
Gross
I for sure think Apple should make something for tracking health that doesn’t have a screen.
And I guess a ring would be a good fit.
But while I have no issue with taking my watch off each night to charge it… I’m not sure I’d be into a ring that I take on and off each day.
Actually a ring you have to charge just sounds… kinda dumb.
I’d way rather see apple just make a basic band with no screen for tracking and counting your rings.
The whole watch is just overkill for many of us.
Giggity
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GIVE ME MY iCock!
Uhhhh
What do you mean? 🍆😳
Rossmann's gonna have a field day on that one
I hope they make them in Magnum size
extreme violence detected
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This is the best c*ck ring we’ve ever made
Job Rings
Ugh... Unzips ...fiiiiiiiine
Hey siri, lock the back door.
Also, the following use for the Apple ring have been end to end encrypted.
The Apple ring magnum will be releasing this spring alongside Vision Pro. We think you’re really gonna love it
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Wh..what
What did you guys think, Vision Pro needs some accessories. Y’all know as well as I do, most of Internet traffic is porn.
2ez
Based on the comments here, there is a legitimate demand for smart cockrings.
It's just a matter of who wants that money enough to make them.
Does the ring vibrate? asking for a friend down south!
It's a total turnoff! My iCockRing is sliding off...