this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

UlyssesT: I'm going off the grid where I'll have plenty of room to bury things, and I'll have need of mulch.

Henry Kissinger, moments later: dies.

thinkin-lenin

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
[–] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He self-banned to go spend time touching grass with his real-world friends

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh in that case, good for him

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He said he was going to logout to go to a farm upstate. Less than 12 hours later, Kissinger was dead. I think UlyssesT got him with the KGB erudite vocabulary gun. One squeeze of the trigger, and a whisper that sounds like "helpmeet waifu" emanates from the barrel, and bam! Target destroyed. Fans of problematic media are in grave danger should they continue to defend their treats.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Based UlyssesT rat-salute

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

God I wish that were me.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

non. he's just logging off for a while to do cool things https://hexbear.net/post/1207009

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
[–] abc@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

did you intentionally add the extra o or was it just an accident of typing like :ooo because either way lenin-laugh it should be standard for all future uses of oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It added the o by accident lmao

[–] abc@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

serendipity - i dunno why it is so funny to me but I'm sitting here still smirking because I can hear it in my head and it sounds exactly like the first millisecond of the scream of agony from the video of the grape stomp news reporter falling

ooooooooooooooh o

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What happens if BeatnikThespian returns?

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is posting's first law of Equivalent Exchange.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Do not put that sort of evil on our heads!

[–] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

UlyssesT, consider doing this a few hundred times. He deserves it.