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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
 

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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[โ€“] Beaver@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

LETS FUCKING GO sicko-crab crab-party ๐Ÿฆ€ hex-crab-chapo

Ohhhhhhhh baby let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crab-party

[โ€“] 1000mH@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Parsani@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

We did it folks

[โ€“] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Posting in an all time classic thread

party-sicko

crab-party

hexcrab-party

never thought I'd see the day

[โ€“] Poetjustice@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

There was a Kissinger on Oct. 6

[โ€“] smokeppb@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Autisticky@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

GUY ATE SHIT LIKE FASH SHOULD

[โ€“] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

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[โ€“] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So where can i find a good writeup on everything this guy was responsible for?

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[โ€“] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

:cadaver-synod:

Iโ€™d say we could throw his decrepit corpse into the Potomac, but that river has seen enough shit.

[โ€“] CombatLiberalism@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

I CAME HERE AS SOON AS I HEARD

The dark energies that escaped his body upon his death took out my power and I was in the dark (literally) until now

[โ€“] g_g@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

HE FUCKIN VEEEEERRRRRRRBBBBBBEEEEEEED

[โ€“] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

He's gone. He's fucking gone.

[โ€“] Kaputnik@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We did it reddit! Our collective energy killed him hexcrab-party rip-bozo-grave hexcrab-party

[โ€“] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] newmou@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

BRING OUT THOSE CRABS BABY

[โ€“] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[โ€“] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

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Hell yeah, I've been waiting for this moment for forever.

[โ€“] Harajukum@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

FUCKING FINALLY

[โ€“] thegnomishmenace@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

LETS FUCKING GO

[โ€“] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

burn motherfucker

[โ€“] Kuori@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
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[โ€“] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 2 years ago

Someone needs to update the death at the claw machine meme. They finally got him.

[โ€“] Locuralacura@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Can someone explain to me like I am totally ignorant, what's with the crabs and why do you hate Kisenger on this level?

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