It's a good day to post a crab 
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.
RIPBOZO 
Typing on a phone, so pretend I posted a ton of crab.
You guys aren't going to believe this, but I called it. I felt it in the winds a few weeks ago that Kissinger would die before the year was out, and the winds told me the truth. Not the exact date mind you, and he was bound to die eventually, but still.
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Every person I know texted and messaged me I am so glad that's the energy I give out
Not me furiously searching "Henry kissinger assad" so I can post that the Lion of Damascus has done it agian
Dr. Henry Kissinger, a respected American scholar and statesman [respected by whom?]
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Gonna drink to celebrate hell yea
So glad I'm here for this one.
GOOD
This is the end of the chapo ark. Let's pack up.
This is great news to wake up to 
ULYSSES WAS THE PHYLACTERY ALL ALONG
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YES FUCK YES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES GLORIOUS YES GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DECREPIT GHOUL 
HEXBEAR NATIONAL DAY OF CELEBRATION
we gottem
Can't miss this occasion to wish him a very rest in piss 
When did the old fucker croak?
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER YOU FUCK'IN ROTTING DEMON! 
Eat shit in hell, we're partying tonight!
Hell yea.
Leaving a comment to commemorate this fateful day
Oh my god it happened 🎉
Democrats are clearly trying to win our votes but you can't cancel out doing a genocide by killing another genocide-enjoyer.
Straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 200
RIP to my chances of winning the tontine.
Have fun in hell loser.
I declare victory ✌️
crack a beer or whatever other celebratory beverage you choose. i hope your dying moments were miserable PISS BITCH!