I'm giving you all the day off work tomorrow. If your boss gives you any shit tell them that Capitalism's Horchata is broken and now we can beat them with the wizard broom until and they can't stop us.
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Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.
Logging in to say:
- rest in piss
- fuck you Henry
Thanks!
Great way to start a day
Someone must attend his funeral and blast this song from a boom box John Cusack style during the procession
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And just like that, the world got a little bit better
Who won the death tontine?
Hell yeah 
Finally it's not a fake or a bit
Damn it feelsngood to wake up to this news
Where were you when pissinger tried to suck his own dick and snapped his spine?
I was playing halo with my partner. We convened an emergency discord hangout with our friends to celebrate. Might gather together tonight and watch doctor strange love to commemerate.
It finally happened, today is a good day
ABOUT FUCKING TIME
@CARCOSA@hexbear.net this post must stay pinned until we beat the upvote number of post 52, per cummunist's demands. https://hexbear.net/post/52
The post that announces the death of Henry Alfred Kissinger better overtake this one as the most upvoted post.
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At last Hell has reclaimed one of its greatest arch-devils.
now Bush.
It's not over. They still have to destroy his phylactery or he'll respawn in 2d4 days.
the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
I was here
Rest in piss bozo
May the VolCel police forgive me
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rot bitch
and I wasn't going to touch myself today.
100 years too late, but rest in piss nevertheless.
Merry Kissmas everyone
Vaxxed?? 👁️
He just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say? Whether you agreed or not, he was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.
At long last. I was here.
AASAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAQAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I RAN TO MY COMPUTrE!!!!!!!!!!
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folks!!!!!
Surprised CNN isn't wall to wall coverage over this, in any case lmao good.
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