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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
 

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[–] Nibblesnarf@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

who here won the tontine?

[–] vara@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Fantastic news! crab-party

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Henry Kissinger dying on November 29, 2023 is really wild.

[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

All the ghouls realizing that even the strongest blood pact can't save you from death:

scared

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

apology for poor english

when were you when kissinger dies?

i was sat at home eating ligma butter when pjotr ring

‘kissnger is kill’

‘yes’

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

we should be more respectful....SYYYYYYYYYYKE crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

[–] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha I logged onto Hexbear to confirm this was true fuck yes

[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Wine for me, wine all around

[–] Wintermind@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[–] iie@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

sustained into old age by the thrill of subjugation

[–] NailBunny@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Oooooh fuck yeah, I'm gonna have pleasant dreams tonight (✿◕‿◕)

[–] Kaplya@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

So that was the pact with the Devil? He lives to age 100 but the crumbling of the empire will be set in motion by Satan’s minion (Putin).

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

800 upbears lol

[–] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Holy shit, satan finally called him home

[–] socialnuju@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Nah, satan doesn't want him either, that's why it took so long 😂

[–] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Yoooooooooo

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

farquaad-point

Death to America

[–] thebartermyth@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Vaccinated?

[–] CommieCretzl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

AAAAAAAAWAWAWAWAAA 🦀

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