She read the labels wrong and accidentally drank "Sleepiest Time."
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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Me when I get too eepy
This is why I drink Tension Tamer
That Juice that makes your Bones sleepy….
Lemon Jasmine Sleepy time is legit amazing
"You've reached the end of the print edition. The title was the whole joke."
I drank absurd amounts of Sleepytime Tea when I was a kid. It's a miracle I made it to adulthood.