I'm so torn - it's marketing, but it's funny marketing.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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Also normalizing something that is extremely cool
Dead billionaire tea drink doesn't sound very appetizing, but it'd be hard not to buy dead billionaire fertilizer!
Gotta be honest. Im a sucker. I would probably give it a try if I saw it in the wild.
It's not that good unfortunately 
Dead Billionaire Tea might be a great name for a punk band.
i bought the thing because the cans look kinda cool tbh, not even the tea shit, the sparkling water which is virtually indistinguishable from any other sparkling water brand except 3x more expensive. it's rare that i come across liquid death on the shelves anyway so it's not like something i'm going to keep buying. it's just a novelty item mostly.
The only time I normally see it is at events
Nooo we're not done extracting value from the memory of our dead family member stoooop
I yearn for the day where we're all drinking on that Elon Musk and Henry Kissinger pack.
Update: Today is the day, dare I say I predicted the future?
Quickest lathe of all time holy shit!
Musk tomorrow?
Signs point to yes
It's funny
I'm gonna stick with Arizona because it tastes better and costs a buck
But it's funny
You are not immune to marketing
Ahh! Tastes like recuperation.