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I hope it reads the volcel police bot copypasta multiple times lol
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
the text direction is wrong, but the choice of words is decent
Ben Shapiro Wet Ass Bussy.
probably not, depends
are you playing it to drown out the noises because your walls are paper thin? are you playing it to set the mood? are you playing it out loud or are you fucking with your airpods in? wait... what if you both fuck with your airpods in and you're both listening to something different? what if you're having an orgy and everyone's wearing airpods and some of them are listening to podcasts? that would be pretty dang weird right there.
Also what you're playing matters. You know. You need something to set the mood. Soul music? Get out of here. We fuckin to the Sonic the hedgehog OST
Sonic the hedgehog OST
The Genesis game, the Game Gear game, the 1999 OVA, the 2006 game, or the 2020 film???
all of the above simultaneously
We fuckin to the Sonic the hedgehog OST
Sonic boom Sonic Booooooom SONIC BOOOOOOOOM
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what if you're having an orgy and everyone's wearing airpods and some of them are listening to podcasts?
Silent disco, but for orgies, so you can make sure you’re fucking people with the same taste. Imagine DJing that.
doing s*x is weird
volcel
where did my volcel police go 
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
The only acceptable song is "Who Let the Dogs Out"
This is the right answer.
Ive always found I'm uncomfortable listenening to music I like around other people and I fear that I'd feel cringe if any music was played during sex. We usually have some sort of background noise in the form of like a TV or something but not music
Watching the big game while having sex.
She'd probably watch the sportsball
It's pretty common
i have a playlist but its just Megan thee stallion.
Same but weird al yankovic
a playlist thats just Eat it by Megan thee stallion then Eat it by weird al yankovic back to back on repeat,
Doesn't get any more erotic than that
That’s how we know to switch. Taking turns is important.
it depends on the instrument
Not if the music is Yakety Sax
Fuck no. Combichrist was made for fuckin'.
Yes, because I was very careful about what songs to put on the playlist.
Music sets a mood and beat. Half of all music if not more makes sex amazing, whether you're having a really loving and intimate moment, sport fucking, or working out some really unhealthy emotions (and everything in between)
once they get situated, I think it's only fair for the dragon twins theme from RCR to start playing while I make my choreographed entrance.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Hey hey with the Monkees
I will edit this reply after I have played music during sex. No investigation, no right to speak.
Last Dance by Rhye if I ever did.
For myself I'd rather not have the distraction of music. I focus on my partner. But to each their own. If your partner likes it and you like it then whatever.
Not by itself but depending on what's going on, lyrics have the potential to make it weird
Like 75 percent of people my age lost their virginity while Portishead was playing
Mood setting music is great but usually not with lyrics. Music should be like a candle and rose petals, something to highlight the experience of being with another.
Depends on what you play but mostly yes. My lady refuses to get it on with me while I am playing the bag pipes. I tried to get a harmonica going and she got upset but maybe if I used a neck rack? My brother said he got head while playing guitar once.
I once had sex with Toru Okada playing in the background. Honestly it was a horrible experience. Maybe other music is fine, but skramz doesn't really lend itself to lovemaking.
yes
Death to America
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