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If you want to know who controls you, bida ka ben to nama non rawtui da criticize (eg. Illumination’s Minions)
Imagine downloading a Minions game for your kid and then dying because of it
Imagine dying while a little yellow corn demon makes siren sounds
And they say we don't live in hell
This is not a real thing that happened. But the fact that it’s believable says a lot about Minions.
It's totally real; it happened to my uncle who works at Nintendo and used to bring home all the new new Zelda games to play-test before they were released.
Weird, I have the same uncle. See you at the reunion ig
im pretty sure its based on a real thing that happened where they made it really easy to accidentally add a really loud video of a minion dropping a mic to an email and several dozen people got fired bcs they accidentally did it to their boss
Pretty sure Xploshi runs that account too lol
This is a lot like that one time they found real living minions in the Chernobyl zone but then the KGB saw and they killed everybody who knew because they wanted to keep the minions secret
I read about that in a creepy pasta once
Minions have repeatedly denied henching for Hitler. Clearly, they have investigated themselves and found no wrongdoing.
This is the funniest part of the minions movie to me. In Minion cannon, they're all literally frozen from 1812-1968. They literally just freeze the minions for a hundred years to avoid acknowledging that the minions definitely would have been Nazis in WW2.
The minions were free before 1812 though, so clearly the minions helped Christopher Columbus slaughter the Taino
holodomor? more like holodominion
Their evil knows no bounds, for they continue even today as da minionists, following their cult of Christian da Minionism.
Minions did 9/11 (they admit to it via their app’s easter egg)
Minions shot 
minion death cult
marg bar minions
"Alexa, call the police!!!!"
:: Sting's sick ass bassline starts playing ::
"Roooooooooxaane...."
It's a pretty good joke in "Us" someone is getting murdered and calls for Alexa to call the police and it plays NWA's Fuck The Police
burgerpunk 2013
as a death to america fan, I can't complain
no fucking way did this lead to 14k deaths. right?
It did. It says it right there.
i failed to consider that. thank you, ryan gosling
I KNEW RYAN WAS AGENDER.
Yeah, it’s fake. Just like the decency of all Minions.
That's not even technically possible, right?
Not if the people who program the operating systems have done their jobs correctly