There's a terror tunnel under my toilet and little Hamas fighters are shooting poisoned arrows into my b-hole giving me the diarrhea.
this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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I don't even use my toilet anymore because Hamas could come out of the pipes like a snake. I just go in a litter box. It's safer.
Because Hamas doesn't know how to tunnel in sand? Come on now
I use the little rake to make sure there aren't any hamases hiding in it. I also only buy kitty litter that's made in America.
I don't know, I'd probably just hold it, better safe than sorry
GOOD post
Hamas shit my pants too!
there are a lot of moles around here and I think I saw one clearing a tunnel exit wearing a green headband this morning
your information is out of date. we have received some new intel and must raise the threat level to TANGERINE
As I read this: Hamas threat = fabulous!
Threat Level Cheeto
I wonder if somehow we'll get a few good Halo games out of this.
the woman living in the mirror behind the mirror in front of the door to my bedroom was wearing a green headband as she crawled out of my vents in my floor to steal my flats and discombobulate my cats."’Tis the Hamas,” I muttered, “tapping at my shoecase door—Only this and nothing more.”
What if we don't have six to watch? I'm not sure I could even watch six of them at a time.
If you see something (anything), say something!
Hamas was in the closet making tunnels and I saw one of the tunnels and the tunnel looked at me!
We've dispatched twelve officers in SWAT gear to tactically investigate the situation. Thank you for making our country safer! 
I saw a bird.
I keep pulling my pants forward so I can look down my underwear to make sure Hamas isn't there.
Still not there. But I kind of wish they were.
I hate the modern net. I googled, bing'ed and I searched youtube for "Watch your six." compilation but I didn't find a thing that I wanted. Is there really no compilation vid of the phrase?
"Watch your six." compilation
Here's a compilation of six great gifts to watch out for this Holiday Season!
Pretty much.
I wanted to watch something after that annoying googling so I clicked on this - END TIME LIONS "watch your six" - YouTube. It seemed to be a metal band performing live. I thought it might be so bad it's good.
Except it's not actually live. It's footage of them playing their metal rap at a prison but the audio is a studio performance. And it's not terrible. It's totally generic thunka-thunka-thunka-thunka DAH-dit-dit-DAH-DAH-DAH played at a serviceable level. I assume they aren't the greatest live.
6
Make sure to check before you don your boots in the morning that no Hamas is lurking there to sting your foot
Make your local Hamas a pitcher of fresh tang