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[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

Zero gods, zero masters.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

my average displacement vector off my chair be like

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Greendale Community College

[–] fuzzy@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

this says a lot about society

[–] thebartermyth@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Any political symbol that I can't recognize I'm suspicious of

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There are dozens of us! DOZENS !

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Abaddon was a real zero all right. How many campaigns did it take to finally conquer Cadia? failure

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

"13th time's the charm", I say, definitely not salty about being forced to use my planet-killing super weapon as a battering ram by angry cigar man and kleptomaniac robot.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Almond milk for my khornflakes

[–] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

"Perhaps we'll martyr you as well Joe, and put you on a golden throne"

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries Joe Biden has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the voters, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Listen here, Jack, if you don't sacrifice thousands of DNC staffers to me daily, then you ain't no subject of the Imperium. biden-harbinger

[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

the only gods i recognize are the gods of vector calculus. Oh Ryte-Hawnd Rool, shower your mercies upon me 🙏

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

I guess that might be an issue if they represented motive on one individual, instead of everyone doing there own thing.