But you can't sprint with four legs. You can either trot, canter, or gallop. Sprinting is a bipedal only action.
That being said, girls totally love it when you trot especially if you have the shoes that go clippity clop.
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If you can’t find the shoes a friend with two halves of coconuts works just as well!
But at least try not to pee on her leg.
Just stick to humping it instead.
I like cats more than dogs.
Scampering over with the swagger of a dyslexic cat.
