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Every time Mattison touches the ball and doesn't fumble it is like that relief when your gf tells you the pregnancy test is negative.

I see your screen play and raise you a screen play

Chicago must have seen something they LOVED on film because the amount of WR screens & quick screens is absurd

Phew I thought it has been awhile since we've seen a screen.

Oh my god Fields actually ran the ball like he should be doing every game multiple times a drive. Astounding

WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING THESE PLAYS

I am personally going to join the FBI to put Luke Getsy on the Do Not Fly list.

Terrible call

Eberflus the doofus.

Dude this play calling is giving me hemorrhoids

Getsy go home

WR Screen plays need to be thrown away.

Everyone on the planet knew a screen was coming

First team to six wins right? We won?

Just stop it with WR screens for fuck sake

This is some of the worst play calling I’ve ever seen lmao

Getsys pass plays are fucking terrible

This game is a snooze fest.

Who is still watching this game?

Luke Getsy is like a kid who finds a good move in a fighting game - he will spam it over and over again and it works for a while

But then the other player will adjust to that and it becomes useless, but he can’t do anything else beyond that same move

The games we’ve won have been when the other team just dies to that same move he spams (Washington allowing deep shots to Moore all day for example)

I'm pretty sure the Bears call a million screens because they don't trust Fields to actually properly go through reads on normal passing plays.

I’m really not even too sure why I’m stuck watching a game where the cumulative air yards of every pass is like -2. I’ve been consciously thinking I should turn this game off for 10 minutes and I just can’t bring myself to do it. Wtf is wrong with me

This is unwatchable. How do Bears fans do this every week?

I’m so sick of Bears fans acting like this is a good night from Fields. Defense got 2 turnovers, one TOD, and we have 0 TDs to show for it. And don’t blame Getsy. Every play call that isn’t a screen, Fields either (1) holds the ball for 4 seconds in the pocket before scrambling or (2) misses a wide open receiver.

Why wouldn’t you just hand the ball off every play if you’re MN?

This game is making my entire body itch

Dobbs can’t even do that Fields has done all night (for better or worse).

Screen, Screen, Screen, Screen

Poles is looking at this thread and sighing at the screen comments.

I don’t think I like football anymore

My wife is forcing me to watch this game as punishment for burning dinner.

Put in Jaren Hall

NFL's gonna fucking murder that Amazon AI that gave them this slate of primetime games.

This game is a cure for insomnia

3RD AND LONG YOU KNKW WHAT THAT MEANS !!!! ANOTHER SCREEN

Robert Tonyan didn't even block Byron Murphy

Whatever happened to Alshon Jeffrey?

Overdue for a screen and a loss of yards

I miss Brady, Manning, Manning, Brees, Roethlisberger, Rivers, and at the moment Rodgers.

I also fully admit I’m turning into an old man shouting at the clouds.

This is actually more embarassing then just losing. If I was Fields I'd be furious.

This play calling....

Could very easily run it up the middle and get the first lol

doesn't fields have a good deep ball?

Dogshit play ensues. Troy: not quite my tempo

FORWARD!!!! BEARS, THROW THE BALL FORWARD!

"We've screened our way into this mess, we're gonna screen our way out"

Playcalling is pure ass lol

What the actual fuck

Okay, hear me out: let's throw a WR screen behind the lines again. No way they expect to see that again

does getsy know there are plays outside of WR screens?