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“And we head to the half at a score of 3-3. What type of adjustments will these coaching juggernauts make at halftime? Probably none! But stay tuned anyway for the second half of ESPN’s Monday Night Football!”

To those that are fortunate enough to not have to watch this team every week, mark my words:

We are going to get absolutely reamed in the second half.

This is not a coaching staff that makes adjustments. Getsy and Flus are probably gonna sit in the locker room and stare at a wall for 15 minutes.

If anyone can miss this, it's Minnesota

We were supposed to be stomping the bears. Instead, we’re tied purely because the bears are run by idiots and we concussed their QB

If you don't like this then you don't like B1G football.

Wait. Hold on.

What an occasionally exciting way to start a football game

this game being tied is just the cherry on top of this dreadful half.

This is a real barn burner, a true.battle of attrition

We are watching some scintillating football...

We've got a new ballgame!

Oh god. We've got a new ballgame.

Nfl let me pick the prime time games I won't fail you

Scott Van Pelt being forced to do everything nowadays huh

Jaren Hall come on down again!

ESPN has their own sportsbook now.

what is my beloved sport coming too?

Does the NFC north have a single great team?

Alright Hock, my team needs you to do something on second half please

How in the world is this game tied

This is one thing I loathe about the NFL. Time out with 4 secodns left in the half? Better shove an ad down your throat.

Come to Minnesota, they said. You’ll have a top 3 receiver and a plus veteran QB, they said. A place to showcase your innovations and avant garde offensive mind, they told me.

— Kevin O’Connell muttering to himself while taking out the recycling

Why is this low scoring game going by so quickly but watching a Jets game is always a fucking 4 hour adventure to hell?

lmao and you guys thought Pats/Giants was gonna be the worst game of the week 😎😎😎😎

Any Iowa fans out there with a Bears or Vikings flair?

I'm sick if I'm the bears defense. What a half and your offense does fuck all

Could Iowa beat the Bears?

Is there an explanation for why you don't get a 10 second run off for intentional grounding as long as you also commit another penalty on the same play?

They were punished less for getting two penalties than they would have been for one.

Josh Dobbs is Josh Allen but with even worse pocket awareness and accuracy

Is Ohio St out of the playoff race ?

Who tf voiced that “You’re watching the Allstate halftime” 😭😭😭

sad viking horn noises

Just got word that Johns Hopkins is researching this game and is excited to announce new breakthroughs in general anesthesia based on their findings

How does prime time get so unlucky with these games we’re subjected to??

Does Minneapolis have a "city food" like the NY slice, Chicago deep dish, Baltimore blue crab etc?

Halftime already? This game being played near a black hole?

Got a live o/u 26.5 a half hour ago. Easy $$$. Also, thz should be the Vikings primary unis

They should put the helmet inside of the skull to keep the brain as safe as possible, and tattoo the team logo directly onto the players heads.

If they get traded you can just cross it out and put a new logo.

A Vikings loss here makes the 6th and 7th seeds in the NFC very interesting. I think all the teams would take a trip to Detroit over Santa Clara so the 6th seed is eye candy.

Where is Darnell Mooney? Fields can do more than this, I swear last year wasn't some fever dream

Brady was right, a lot of mediocre football these days

Hey USA, as a Vikings fan, I apologize for that half of football (if you can call it that). Put that one on me

Does anyone else hear the ESPN football theme and think of NFL 2K? Unbelievable that we got the best football game of all time in NFL 2K5 and then they took it away.

Mac Jones lol

Millenials fucking love Ludacris

Dan Campbell is probably on a ladder right now hanging the division title banner at ford field.

there's no way Belichick didn't tell his kicker to miss that

if the bears played iowa then it would be the first time the over/under was set at pi

Boogers milk dud looking ass head

Hockenson cannot make contested catches.

Maybe it wasn't just cousins and Vikings are prime time garbage

So many MID teams in the NFL anymore. The only elite teams are the Eagles, Chiefs, Bills, Dolphins and 49ers. Everyone else is MID

I think we all collectively need to recognize that we have a problem