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Target: For when you still want cheap shit but don’t want to deal with the Wal-Mart crowd

This corona commercial has existed since I was 7 I think. I’m almost 30.

This is like Iowa vs Illinois or some shit. Huge B1G vibes

Sometimes you gotta catch the ball with your hands instead of leaving your feet to catch it with your body.

You can’t stretch for the first when you do the latter

Do the bears actually want to win this game though?

Me in front of my wife, 5 year old, and 4 month old: “fuck this motherfucking bullshit game. Straight up rape of my eyes”

Wife: “you want to turn it off and go to bed?”

Me “…no”

Does anyone know what time this game is supposed to start?

I love that you sickos are all locked in here watching this madness with us. 3-3 tie incoming!

This game is silly. Hope it ends in a tie

This horrible, horrible 3-3 game and the team with our pick just fired their horrible incompetent coach.

Just throw me in a river at this point

Fields has 0.8 air yards per completion. That seems almost impossible to do lol

Mom, I want Giants Patriots.

Mom: We have Giants Patriots at home.

Panthers should hire Jeff Saturday

Schefter looks like a generic fantasy advisor who intentionally gives the king bad advice in order to fuck him over.

Remember when bears fans were saying that Fields was better than Lawrence? Remember when they were saying he was going to win MVP? I member…

No coach worth their salt will take the Panthers coaching job.

Broncos are officially "the team no one wants to play"

Game is tied 17-14, Bears are at the Vikings 50 yard line with 30 seconds left and 1 time out, 4th down and 3, Bears run a run-pass option and the ball is fumbled. Vikings win, quote me on that.

I miss Bates so fucking hard

Justin Fields is a dollar store Josh Dobbs

We either have 450 yards of offense or 50. Nothing in between.

I wanna see the video of Berman doing one of these Fastest 3 Minutes thing to see just how much he sweats and just how out of breath he is after

You could’ve set those Pats-Giants highlights to Yackety Sax.

watch this be a barn burner in the second half

the Falcons, with the power of Ludacris, defeated the Saints

min... min.. min... MINSHEW!

I need Addison to go on a HoF heater here and score 37 fantasy points in the second half.

I believe.

Ohio State in a playoff promo

Kinda feels weird that Intentional Grounding penalties are... not penalties, really.

In lieu of getting buried under a few hundred pounds of defensive linemen, losing a huge amount of yardage and losing a down... they lose basically that same amount of yardage and the down.

Why wouldn't you try to intentionally ground the ball every single time if there's no other penalty? Or maybe that's the point, to not discourage QBs from risking an intentional grounding penalty instead of getting turned into a painful pile of ground beef?

This game is a great visualization of constipation

someone owes us all an apology for this game. idk who but someone does

So far so good for my rooting for a tie and a bunch of incompetence. Not the 0-0 tie I was hoping for but 3-3 is pretty close.

Fields cannot throw downfield. The gameplan is designed around that. You let this dude throw 600 non-screen passes he'd have like 30 picks a year

Good pitcher duel between the Cubs and Twins tonight.

NFC North or B1G West???

3-3!! Just how i like my games personally as a sicko

Hope you're all enjoying Bears football.

How the fuck did they get in range for a 34 yard field goal?

Am I tripping or was Dobbs not just committing penalties and running around in the backfield in their own half

This 3-3 score is fitting for this battle of mid

Matt Eberflus is the worst HC in the NFL

This is, BIG10 Football.

tom brady was being generous when he said the nfl is mediocre this year

3-3 going into half.. This is some football!

Both teams should be executed at halftime.

Folks…That’s Bears vs Vikings football. Brutally bad yet put on primetime

Why do I keep watching MNF? It’s like a nicotine addiction I get very little joy out of it but I feel compelled to keep doing it.

I need another 4 inches too :(

in the last game and a half we have scored 10 points off of 6 turnovers, I am legit reminiscing over Lovie era run run pass offense at this point

Dobbs looked like fuckin Schmiegel from lord of the rings there for a good minute. I’m so sorry but I couldn’t stop thinking it when the camera was on him. Lol