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Congrats to everyone betting the under tonight.

Both these teams kinda suck. Just really bad

Dobbs 5-9 13yards and 2 picks. Yikes.

Dobbs has been balling. What is going on tonight?

We have more YAC than reception yards with a QB whose strengths lie in extending the play and the deep ball.

It’s unreal.

Chicago needs to just run the ball.

Why can't Fields fucking chuck that shit 50 yards down field.

I feel like I'm watching Michigan play football in 2021.

speaking of bad kickers, remember when Cody Parkey missed that 43 yarder and they were holding kicking competitions in the streets of Chicago?

I’m so glad this is Monday Night Football

I suppose the whole country gets to see how bad the Bears playcalling is at least

imagine going for it on 4th & 7 in your own end in a tie game in the 3rd qtr when you have a QB who can't read a defense, can't feel a pass rush, or complete a forward pass

Hot take, but if you're gonn throw on 3rd and 2, MAYBE THROW PAST THE STICKS.

We’re giving them the game and they’re saying “no thanks”. SMH.

What is this game

I'm a Panthers fan, and we stink. Is it a theme among bad teams to just throw 50% screens?

The Bears are winning. How

I can't wait to tell my grandkids about Screen Bowl 2023.

I have a fever and the only prescription is MORE BUBBLE SCREENS

Any Bears fans speculate who Harbaugh might bring in as OC? Would he give Greg Roman a shot again?

When do you think they just get rid of the kick off?

2 seasons?

The WR screen might be the most commonly called play that yields a loss of yards 95% of the time. It is the worst play in the NFL. Fuck the tush push, ban the WR screen

Let's see how your teams do without your qb1 or wr1.

If the eagles lost Hurts and Brown they wouldn't win a single game.

Is anyone still watching?

Why would anyone want the Panthers HC role? That has to be the least desirable spot

Low draft capital and an annoying owner is such bad combo

Never put a Vikings vs bears game on primetime. Absolute shitshow.

I don’t even have any jokes about this game I just kinda walked away some time in the 2nd. Didn’t even do anything just wandered around my house

Cinci is like a clapped out honda civic

Burrow is a hellcat engine baby!

Beating the Panthers by one score should count as a loss on your record.

Why is that part of the country so bad at offense? Browns, Bears, Vikings. The entire Big Ten.

ESPN killing Primetime was the sports media crime of the millennium

Zappe hour, bar is closed

Hearing Boomer is a reminder of how much ass ESPN has become. He's still the highlight king.

I know this may sound insane but I'm predicting a 45+ point 2nd half

The look on Belichick's face makes me happy

a lot of people keep assuming that the Bears and Cardinals won't take QB's with the first 2 picks, are we so sure about that?

So I'm drinking Canta Ritos (alcoholic Jarritos) 'cause as Hans and Franz would say I'm a girly man and I gotta say this shit is delicious. Not alcoholic enough IMO but definitely the best hard soda I've tried.

All non-NFCN fans, if you're staying for the second half, you know what you're getting into. Don't blame us or the Bears.

I hope the NFL fires whoever made this PrimeTime schedule this year.

That UTI dude needs to wash his dick sometimes

This is becoming more and more relevant as the year goes on

I haven’t watched much of the Bears this year… is Fields always this bad?

Memes aside. This Chicago defense is impressive the last two weeks, they're ballhawking

Has anyone heard that Dobbs has an engineering degree

Both defenses are really playing well

That was so fucking stupid Kevin. So fucking stupid.

What terrible awareness on 4th down

Bears are flexing. lol

That was a pretty dumb call

I feel like a 4th down failed conversion to Hockenson is becoming a staple of the Vikings offense

Weird decision