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Week 12 is ending, but the commercials are never-ending.
LIKELY TO HIT
- 7 Hours of 4th Quarter Commercial Time (Need 7:01, Average is 10:19) - 100% chance to hit
POSSIBLE TO HIT
- 1,300 2nd Quarter Non-Local Commercials (Need 38, Average 32) - 7% chance to hit
- 4.500 Total Non-Local Commercials (Need 116, Average is 110) - 12% chance to hit
- 31 Hours of Total Commercial Time (Need 48:36, Average is 45:17) - 10% chance to hit
LEADERBOARD
| Bears (3 Games) | Vikings (3 Games) | Total (40 Games) |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Hyundai (15) | 1. Verizon (6) | 1. Hyundai (98) |
| 2. Amazon Prime (9) | 2. NFL Sunday Ticket (5) | 2. GEICO (73) |
| 3. Subway (7) | 3. State Farm (5) | 3. NFL Sunday Ticket (67) |
| 4. Thursday Night Football (7) | 4. T-Mobile (5) | 4. Amazon Prime (62) |
| 5. DraftKings (6) | 5. Toyota (5) | 5. Progressive (62) |
| 6. GEICO (6) | 6. Allstate (4) | 6. State Farm (62) |
| 7. Dick's (5) | 7. Capital One, GEICO (4) | 7. Toyota (56) |
| 8. Google Pixel 8 (5) | 8. Google Pixel 8, Hyundai (4) | 8. T-Mobile (55) |
| 9. NFL International Games (5) | 9. iPhone 15 Pro, Progressive (4) | 9. Allstate, Burger King (54) |
| 10. State Farm (5) | 10. Subway, Walmart (4) | 10. Subway, Verizon (54) |
WINS
- NFL Sunday Ticket (10)
- Hyundai (9)
- Amazon Prime (5)
- Allstate, Toyota (4)
- Bud Light, Walmart (3)
- Burger King, Dick's (2)
- Big Noon Saturday, Dancing With The Stars, DealDash, Google Pixel 8, NFL Black Friday, Reese's, Salesforce, State Farm, The Golden Bachelor, The Marvels, Uber Eats (1)
pouring an entire bottle of water up into my b-hole before the game
I said it wouldn’t be toxic this week. Last weekend it was arguing about Sean Payton with broncos fans. Then it was flipping off saints fans two weeks ago in the nfl sub. And accusing the falcons of hurting our players three weeks ago. And a month ago bickering with packers fans.
Why can’t us Vikings fans have a nontoxic game thread?
This feels like a case keenum season repeat
Vikings throwbacks are some of the prettiest jersey in the league
I want to go sledding now
Oh boy Jimmy Kimmel
And the crowd goes 😴
ESPN reminding me of how single I am with these holiday jewellery ads, I just wanna watch football you fucks
Chris Stapleton kicks so much ass
Fuck Chis Stapleton can sing.
As a Bears fan I apologize in advance if the game sucks.
FUCK Velus is off the bench??
Our GM discussed with Eberflus about having impact players on the field in important moments.
We miss you All Day 🥹
Vikings fans clapping reminds me of those movies where a person tries to teach human aliens how to clap
Shout out AP
Velus Jones is back…fuck me
Wow, Velus Jones managed to return a kick without fumbling. Things are looking up for the bears
I live right next to US bank stadium. I should start selling my parking spot on these game days...
Didn’t Adrian Peterson used to beat his kids or something?
Genuinely sick of bears on primetime. Screw this team. I refuse to watch this abortion of a team anymore.
I used to be ready for some football. I used to be ready for a Monday night party.
Audio screwed up for anyone else or a me-problem?
The MNF scorebug is pretty nice
I swear, the Vikings, Bears, or Broncos are in 1 of the 3 primetime slots every single week
Viking vs Bears? Gross
I'm just here for the crazy 60 yard TD from Fields at some point
Two guys had him dead to rights COME THE FUCK ON
Bears falling for like 3 yards every play
Dobbs the best #15 in the league that wears purple.
the rudest fans i've ever met are vikings fans. lfg bears.
Hate both teams but I’m cheering for the bears this game
Oh boy. Our wonderous sideways passing game.
Anyone know where I can find the Manningcast? Not seeing it on my usual spot.
Vikings gotta be top 5 in terms of in-stadium sounds ie the horn and that menacing sound on third downs
Bears fans, do not gas light yourself into keeping Justin Fields. You will have the number 1 pick and you will pick a QB.
DJ Moore I’m going to need 30 receptions for 1000 yards if I’m going to have a chance to win at fantasy. Please come through for me bb 🙏
Lmao Joe
“Allllright, let’s go.”
Man’s not fuckin’ around.
jesus throw it
Aaaaand they're mixing up Harrison Smith and Harrison Phillips. I swear that's like the third time that's happened this year.
Pathetic if you can only play qb in shotgun
Slippery mofo
Fields!
How Vikings would it be to hype up their fans and the whole league on the winning streak only to lose to bears and collapse in the second half of the year?
Bro…cmon
What a play
Is he greased?
Bear Down?
That felt weird
Remember when Justin Fields was a favorite dark horse MVP candidate? Holy fuck people who only watch highlights are just dumb