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George Santos Says He Plans to Return to Previous Job as Starting Forward for Denver Nuggets (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] 520@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol he looks more like he's about to start forward into Chicken Nuggets.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Haha! "There goes Santos with a layup in the barbeque sauce!"

[–] Beryl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Is he going back to playing volleyball ?