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[–] SafCack@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminder to use a fucking holster when appendix carrying. Or carrying at all, really.

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If they have any external appendages down there, that's a quick and easy way to lose it.

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

there's gotta be a better way to get bottom surgery though, right?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Sexuality: Freedom

[–] don@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago (5 children)

What's to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 75 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cant blow off your balls if you have no balls

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Where then do I store my pee?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago

Ah, surprise transitioning. Very fashionable.

[–] Beefytootz@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Assuming it's just thrown in there, nothing really but the hope the trigger doesn't get caught on your pants button. If it's in a proper inside-the-waist holster, there's a trigger guard that makes sure the bang switch isn't accidentally hit. Outside of that, good trigger discipline will keep whatever genitals your packing safe

[–] don@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was referencing a line from the movie “Snatch” where Turkish asks Tommy why he has a gun down his pants.

[–] Beefytootz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My apologies, I haven't seen that yet

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

It's an amazing movie that I highly recommend.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

As I recall, the gun just didn't work and was no danger.

Unless you just hit him with it.

[–] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

That's the joke

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

LGBTQ people can't be oppressed easily if they are armed.

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !armedqweers@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you a male or female? Sure. I can be either one. I'm a human foremost, and I contain multitudes of possibility. Best of both worlds or all possible worlds - which means I don't carry a gun because I don't lay down in the sewers where the scum is. I have the superpower to live a life of peace and stability and freedom from fear.

[–] CatLikeLemming@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Are you male or female?

My dad is male and my mom is female, so basically, I'm mixed

[–] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Omg this is how I'm describing my gender from now on haha

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah it's weird, mine were like that also. I prefer to think of myself as a whole person with lots of mixed powerful possibilities (like you), someone who can utilize the talents and traits of either gender as I wish (I don't happen to believe one gender has better traits than another).

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

yes, yes is always the answer for the between