Step 1. Colonise places like Malaysia for their bananas
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2023
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Step 2. Reward local war criminals with medals and peerage
this guy (the one demonstrating in the video) is beyond annoying. he's somewhat popular on tiktok. the whole bourgeois etiquette bullshit is irritating as fuck. stuff like chewing with your mouth closed is obviously fine, but once you get into prescribing specific behaviors for something as mundane as eating as being "cultured" or "high class", its bullshit.
Yeah the whole point is literally to make up elaborate bullshit for simple tasks so you can make the unwashed masses look bad
these people don't even earn the adjective bourgeois, they're aristocratic
Push the old bird out the way and peel and eat the delish banana yourself.