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honestly bein the kid of the richest man in the world and an trans communist is a very funny bit tbh, i hope she posts here.
is there something you'd like to share with the (working) class
we do live in the funniest timeline, i believe it
the public school system turned my KID into an ADMIN OF HEXBEAR.
I'd accept if someone made a bit account of his daughter to bully @Elon_Musk@hexbear.net
I HAVE NO SON! I have a lovely daughter who is out there doing praxis.
really proof of my prior post that being trans 9/10 times makes you into godless socialist
In my experience Eastern European trans people are evenly split between communists and turbo-NATOids.
Vivian come post on hexbear
-Constantly say/post transphobic shit.
-Daughter thinks rich people are evil.
How could her school do this to her?
remember basically all billionaires are like this, they just don't tend to admit things publicly at the same rate
Most billionaires have people in their lives who aren’t simply paid yes-men. Musk is incapable of handling negative feedback. He can’t go to therapy because he’d walk out.
But also all the billionaires are evil.
Oh my GOD her dead name Elon gave her started with X, this man is a total goddamn clown
He gave all nine of his kids names that include an X.
That's some next level narcissism and a perpetually juvenile obsession with a le epic algebra concept he never got over.
it's algebra on the level of a 12 year old and he hasn't even understood it properly
it's algebra on the level of a 12 year old and he hasn't even understood it properly
X IS EPIC BECAUSE IT CAN MEAN ANYTHING AND IS INFINITE is like saying, in a statistics course, SIGMA IS EPIC BECAUSE IT IS THE SUM OF ALL ACCUMULATED DATA IN THE SET AND ALSO HE'S THE FINAL BOSS OF MEGAMAN X
Are you sure about that? I mean, he has don alot of shitty things and does more harm than good in my opinion, but there's no need to make up stuff.
His children's names are that I could find are: Griffin, Vivian (originally called Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian, Exa Dark Sideræl and X Æ A-12. Missing the last twins names since those are not public.
Exa Dark Sideræl
that is not a name you give a person it is what you name a boss in a final fantasy game
Very much agree. It's cruel to give kids these over the top weird names, it invites harassment.
Absolutely. There are certain types of names that should honestly just be illegal, and are in some countries. For me, as the level of weirdness goes up, it actually becomes ok and then not OK again, a couple times
From least to most unconventional:
names that are swear words
oh damnit i literally forgot to put that in there
That's all fine, but you should make an exception and allow Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--. How else will we teach devs to sanitise their inputs?
— Wait. You're also a communist who thinks anyone rich is evil.
— The lieutenant's eyes pierce you from behind the thick glass of his spectacles. He seems staggeringly tense.
[Challenging: Success] — He needs armed bodyguards to go to the bathroom. There's not a chance he'll let you get any closer if he thinks you're against him. It's better to keep your affiliations to yourself...for now.
— And then, bratan? Then it will be time!
This fucking dude was made stupidly rich by California schools and Universities and he still has the audacity to cry about them.
Famously, the entirety of Silicon Valley is built on taking something from an Uni lab and pretending you built it in your start-up garage
Garage charter schools when
pmc dsa karens can't imagine a flag without 13 kkkolonies white people will literally become communists before they stop being colonizers smh
The image is clipped from a deranged papist anticommunist tract from the height of the cold war
EDIT: Specifically, this deranged papist anticommunist tract from 1961.
Lol, a working class family is forced to work to not lose their home, oh that communism! 
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2021/09/cdc-eviction-ban-housing-crisis/619960/
In October 2008, responding to a dramatic increase in such evictions since 2006, Tom Dart, the elected Sheriff of Cook County, Illinois, decided to take a stand on the issue. He criticized mortgage companies for failing to fulfill their obligation to identify renters in foreclosed properties, and announced that he was suspending all foreclosure evictions immediately. The Illinois Banker's Association accused Dart of engaging in "vigilantism".[32]
Love that he says "I own this home" to his wife instead of "we own it" lol
I guess that would be communism
Well spotted. The economic dependence of the patriarchal family is well shown.
It got a trove of fun quips that hit capitalism more than communism. It is all projection.
Of course most parents in capitalism working have trouble seeing their kids, too. With the added benefit of not having enough money for them to go to school properly. However the comic panel is even more fitting for UK boarding schools:
Most (UK) schools that offer boarding have three distinct models: Full boarding (kids are at the boarding school i.e. Eton the whole year, except for potentially the holidays), Weekly boarding (kids can be at home over the weekend), Flexi-boarding (kids can be at home up to 7 times a week, but for plays and rehearsals and during exam period they stay in school)
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/29/upshot/single-mothers-surge-employment.html
https://nwlc.org/4-3-million-women-work-multiple-jobs-to-make-ends-meet/
Hopefully they don't mix up the letters and showed the kids the FBI letter pressuring MLK into suicide.
I agree with the FBI though: Learn all you can about communism!
If the good guys had won the Cold War
Proletarian States of America flag
Is that high-res enough for an emoji?
Even with upscaling it still looks kinda crusty...
Here's a better version of the same image:
Here's a different flag from the same comic book:
Hello, Pinkerton? Yes, my kids are unionising