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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 110 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Puritans, renowned for their sexually-enticing clothing showing off a lot of skin.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's terminal coomer brain. The AI prompt for this 100% was "Quaker woman but with HUGE TITS"

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The paradox of terminal coomer brain combined with “we represent the continuation of Puritanism.” They put on airs of upholding tradition cultural values while fundamentally being hedonists who want none of that restraint. They just need something to give their whites-only carnal desire a veil of principle.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 99 points 2 years ago (3 children)

app store F2P game lookin ass

[–] 4zi@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Save your settlement from the savages! Impress the local maiden with your traditional values!

White Supremacist: Factions at War

Download now!

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

tfw your perfect existence is just an Evony ad

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[–] Goadstool@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

god I'm so tired of AI "art"

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 years ago (37 children)

I think we need to just start calling it "content" AI generated content is not art, especially in a context like this

[–] Scew@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

It's actually really easy to use an already made distinction, they're Computer Generated Images. (CGI)

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[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

reminder that the pilgrims were so smelly and ugly the natives thought they were absolutely disgusting

[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the Pilgrims... famously Catholic

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

when I saw tradprots my mind automatically corrected it to "Tradtrots" and I'm sitting here wondering wtf is that even

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[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me and my friends are all in a communist compound and we have huge fucking tits and arms you fucking losers

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

inclusive 'and', each individual has huge tits and huge biceps

[–] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tradcaths are fetishists and you won’t convince me otherwise

[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sexual pathology, in my politics? It's more likely than you think!

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

An account that claims to be posting W's and yet the posts are CGI. Interesting.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Dude's elbow is right in the candle

[–] Phish@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

When you're cycling that much HGH you really don't feel anything at skin level.

[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah he's so tough stuff like that doesn't even bother him, not like you weak leftists

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Artificial, plastic, performative, insecure, and abrasive on purpose to "trigger the libs."

As usual. lenin-sleeping

[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Has the person running this account ever been to church? The average catholic man is either a tall skinny stick or a somewhat overweight dad dude. No comments on the woman too lol, just really weird terminally online bullshit.

[–] TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There supposed to be Puritans, so definitely NOT Catholic. It's still pretty fucking weird though.

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[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They look like historically accurate pilgrims to me. Cant wait till they replace all the pictures in history books with such life like depictions so-true

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

The VVitch (2015)

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (4 children)

All politics is revealed as sexual pathology.

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[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago
[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

puritans didn't work out. the pursuit of such would be a sinful vanitie very-smart

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Trads reproduce by budding apparently, the baby is still fused to the mother's neck at its hand.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wearing no shirt? Uncovered breasticles? Having a black belt in blowjobs? Visible wrists? These heathens would've been burned at the stake in their trad-utopia

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

My horrifying mutant flesh family.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Baby like "mama mia look at these milkers! :D "

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I could bite his nipples off with zero effort

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[–] asa_red_heathen@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Conservatives have more brain power in their penis head than in their actual head.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

history facts: among other things, the pilgrims who landed in america who made the first thanksgiving brought with them a fuck ton of trenbolone

[–] smokeppb@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

That's a pumpkin pie - frosted - with a smaller pumpkin on top as decoration. Right next to the gelatinized something pie, a family staple of course. And SOME PEOPLE say AI isn't smart.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Back in the 1600's boob job technology was not precise enough to make to equally large boobs. Also, back then spirit levels were very unreliable so the boobs would often be out of level.

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[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You are all fools and not asking the right questions, like what the fuck is up with that bulging pie. That's a fucking jelly pudding, that's fucking jell-o with a fucking pie crust.

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

I want to know the AI generation terms they used.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That baby with a demonically large smile

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[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

you can't go over the river and thru the woods dressed like that

[–] highduc@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol the guy looks like Henry Cavill in The Witcher.

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[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

What if...bara pilgrims....

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